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| EGO vs. MEMORY
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was
very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having
seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a
mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I
first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children,"
and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world
coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who
fathers her children! " However, he was somewhat flattered that he
might resemble one of her former lovers. Then again he got a little
panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE....during one
of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he
did father her child!
He sat in his car, holding his head in his hands, never realizing that
she was his son's second grade teacher.
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| BUSH LEADERSHIP TEST:
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with the Abdul
Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that,
it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow
me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and
says,
"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question : your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes
Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the
Condoleeza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder
if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question:
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle
over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an
answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains
the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George
Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's
our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you Jackass, its Manmohan Singh!"
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